We are Deatbeats!

We are “ALL ABOUT THE BEATS!” We have samba drums, a punk/pirate attitude and some serious shapes to pull. We are the party starters, the fiends of the fantastic, all with a penchant for dressing to impress and a flair for theatrics. We play inside! We play outside! We’re best in the middle of a crowded dance-floor but can easily bust out our skills for the stage. You want us – you know you do – so send us a message!



Has been around in some form or another for 4000 years, every culture has a name for him. Should not be approached from behind. Read more



Professional gurner. Standing at 8 foot, she is the tallest member of the band but does not often unfurl her legs to utilise her knees. Invented Rum. Read more

Small Daniels

Small Daniels

A type of pirate/sailor. Knows far too much about all of the band. Holds this knowledge over us like a dark shadow, never allows us to leave. Very badly dubbed at times. Read more

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Deatbeats are based in Ulverston in the South Lakes and perform at festivals, events and special occasions across Cumbria, North West England and the UK. Interested in booking us? Get in touch. Click here to read more about the band.

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Neil Armstrong and Ben McGeary

Email – neilosdog@yahoo.com

Call – 07808 517550

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Thanks for the spookiness Muncaster! ...

One night only and what a brilliant night it was. Thank you Deatbeats for an incredible performance. If you missed them tonight go check out their Facebook page to see where they will be next.

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